Jokes about money and finances

I’ve decided to add a category of jokes about money and finances. Since everybody always takes the topic of money and finances so seriously I’ve decided to lighten the mood a bit with some humor that I will attempt to create. Please be advised that this is my personal attempt at humor so some of the jokes could be pretty lame!

Q: What do you call a loan that someone takes out to purchase a funeral home?
A: A morgue-age